take a breath & let the rest come easy

shouldnt:

Me on the internet: your hot we should make out
Me in real life: hi

officialunitedstates:

it is not your fault if you fail.  you are made up of billions of cells.  it is their fault

idiotblogger:

No mom they aren’t strangers on the internet they went to school with me but moved away

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

casualmalexlfan:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.